Update.

Wont be blogging about Joanne's 21st bday bash. For those who read it, I deleted the post already. If I cant blog the way I wanna, why even bother posting? To a special somebody, thank you for making me feel better when I was down.
You are always there, my ❤. I love you.





For pics from the bash click here & here.

Velleity.

a slight wish or inclination.




I wish I was dead.

For A VERY Special Somebody.

Joanne Lim Suk Sien <3


You're 21 this year babe. Damn old wei. I wish you nothing but the best in life and more drunken-ness year after year on this date. You're by far the most understanding & patient person I've ever met.

Only you can put up with my tantrums and still be a shoulder to lean on at the end of the day. THE blurriest person I know yet also the most far-sighted and by far the most artistic. You think ahead about businesses to open in the future at a young age which most young adults wouldn't.

Nyway, you should admire me too for being able to put up with your PMS mood swings and all those times I got scolded for nothing. But yeah, this post is about you, not me. Babe, I know are gonna succeed in life coz you're a tough bitch though sometimes I make fun of you or put you down. I didn't mean it. You know I love you alot and I'm sorry for always being sarcastic towards you. MAYBE today I'll give you a day off. Just MAYBE.



HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY,
BITCH!


[will be updating about Living Room & Sheraton soon. Stay tuned!]

Poem & Tracie says..

The road ahead can be dark at times, friend
Doubts and fears like demons in your mind
and although there is hope on the horizon
thoughts can clog the brain, make you blind

I will be there, when all else falls apart
To hold your hand and easy your pains
To let your head rest upon my shoulder
and be a steady rock, to keep you sane

Count on me to be there always to give you
my loving care and support unconditionally
As I know that is what you'll give in return,
a bond in which we will rejoice eternally

I know you're not perfect and neither am I
But that is how we are meant to be
And to love each other in spite of all that
Is what true friendship is all about to me

I found this through an e mail. It's for whoever who needs it right now. :)

ps TRACIE MISSES HER PAUL.

Camwhore`

Thinking of what to wear to Living Room. -.-"












Nyway Joanne tells ALL girls [except yours truly] to :


WEAR A DRESS TOMORROW NIGHT.


&

ALL guys to :


WEAR ANYTHING SMART/FORMAL.

Conv Of The Day

Vero : hey you know my friends we ate at Jade Pot with the other day?

ME : yeah I guess.. Why?

Vero : When you left they say you very handsome [fucking hell her friends were a bunch of guys]. Then, I told em you were a girl. LMAO. You shud've seen their reactions.

ME : wtf -.-"

Vero : Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.







Miss bitching wit my VeRoNiCa. No funny comments people.

A Special Invitation.

As you all know by now, The one and only Miss Joanne Lim will be having her 21st *yikes you're old* BIRTHDAY BASH this coming Wednesday, 25th March 2009. Please scan the list below for your name. If it's not on,
PLEASE DONT FUCKING SHOW UP.

And if you do, I might hafta kick your sorry ass out myself. Coz it's a private function and I booked the whole back section of The Living Room. So yeah. [I'd kill anybody who wanna crash the party coz that's so not happening.]




So here's the list :

Grace Ling

Melchi

Chris Hii

Owen Kho

Wellington Wee

Suleen Chong

Alvin Yap

Christine Chai

Yasmina

Derek

Wee Chung

Ann

Sally

April Han

Jonathan Poh

Cathelene Chong

Joachim

Eulene Tiong

Kelly Kong

Veronica

Wendy Lo

Gilbert Yeo

Clarissa Tan

Paul Teo

Tracy Ling

Jia Mei

Stephanie Kho

Francoise Chen

Julian Ng

Cinthy Yii

Amy Goh
Ivanna Ting
Wilson


So anyway, please RSVP with either me or her by Tuesday the 24th. Those who aren't invited, may I stress again how you SHOULD NOT FUCKING SHOW UP? Yes, please dont even try showing up. Dont make me lose my apetite. To the very honoured people who are invited,
see you guys there by 9p.m. :)

A Short One.

I was bored. At least this is counted as an update.

Blasting music outta the headphones. Now kinda deaf. -.-"

Missing someone really special.

FB tag.

Don’t think about an answer…just put down the first thing that pops into your head .Tag your friends and pass it on

1. My ex is still: UgLy.

2. I am listening to: Mad by Neyo

3. Maybe I should: sleep.

4. I love: somebody special.

5. I don’t understand : why I'm in love.

6. I lost: my heart to you.

7. People say: I look like a dude.

8. Love does: not hurt but it's confusing.

10. Somewhere, someone is: might not love me as much.

11. I will always: be here waiting.

12. Forever seems: never enough.

13. I will never ever want to: be the one who breaks your heart.

14. My cellphone is: retarded.

15. When I wake up in the morning: I think of you.

16. I get annoyed when: my feelings take control.

17. Parties are: not fun without you.

18. Kisses are the best: when they're with you.

19. Today: is not such a good hair day.

20. Tomorrow : is another day.

22. I really want: to see you now.

Sorry if this is emo. Been like this lately.

Long Hair

I kinda like my hair. LoL.

Should I grow out my hair or cut it? Opinions please.

Total Randomness.

Lol. Click to enlarge and see what Tracie said. :)


I need a hair cut.

Top 10 Things I HATE.

10. Bastards

More specifically, cocky ass bastards who think that they are too good for other people. Like wtf. no matter how fucking good you think you are, there ALWAYS gonna be somebody who is better than you, hotter than you, smarter than you. So stop showing off your muscles la, being vain like you all that & cb stop thinking that every girl wants to get wit you.

Sometimes I just wanna put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

and stick this on your forehead.

*****

9. Backstabbing bitches.


I dunno why but I think that it's in every female's blood to have to backstab or bitch about other people, imcluding their so-called best girlfriends. I dont get it. Like for example :

Girl A to Girl B : You're my bestest friend in the whole wide world

Girl A to Girl C about Girl B : cb that Girl B think she very hot mer wear til so sexy. Her legs bigger than tu ka, boobs so small haolien what?

Girl C : yealorrrrrr. face kanasai some more.

Girl C to Girl B : eh that Girl A say your face like shit legs like tu ka boobs like lau cha bo.

Seriously, life is wayyy better off without the backstabbing. Gossipping I understand coz I gossip too. But like dont tambah vinegar tambah kicap la everything,

Useless. Really.

Oh and I hate people talking shit about me. If you have the balls/boobs whatever to talk behind me why not in front of me? Scared? Yeah, I thought so.


*****

8. Garlic [ewwwww.]

Anybody who is somebody to me will know that I cannot tahan this shit. Omg. So fucking smelly wei. Dunno why God even created something this horrible. The smell [ewww] the taste [ewwwwwwwwwww] really sucks la. Dont understand why people can tahan eating this shit. Raw some more. Fucks. Just thinking about it is inducing me to vomit.

White cloves filled with nothing but..... shit.

Fucks. Cant even stand looking at it. *faints*


*****

7. Math.

Ya'll should be wondering. If I hate math, why am I even taking QS? Yeah, I feel the same way. Figures just make me wanna go BLAH. cant stand opening math books and see all those numbers. Only Clarissa feels ma pain. Lol coz both of us are like the only people in class who NEVER hand up math homework.

[but i still got A1 for math. yes, I know I'm a genius. *applause*]

Integration & Differentiaton sucks big time.

and yet I'm gonna spend the rest of my pathetic life solving math questions. sighs.

*****

6. Ah Lians & Ah Bengs.

Pictures are worthed a million words.

Okay make that 2 million words.

Fucking freak of nature.

Blue hair was sooooo... wait, it NEVER was in.

Cannot stand em la. Kuching is so infested with em. Bet most of ya'll agree wit this so this needs no explaining. :) moving on....

*****

5. Veges.

For all of you who are close enough to be somebody, I HATE green veges. I know I know since young everyone's been like eat your greens and all that shit. But the only veges I eat are preserved. LoL. Oh those and kangkong belachan. Sides that, NOOOOOO. All the bitter shitty green chlorophyll shit aint gonna touch me.


Just looking at em makes me wanna puke. *shudders*

Why would people even eat this shit.

yucks x 1,000,000,000.


*****

4. Paris Hilton

Generally, I hate anybody who is richer than me. [no, not really la m just saying for the sake of saying :)] She's an example. I hated her more after she did some talk show after prison. David Letterman I think. Wtf like she reads the Bible in jail. Kiss ma sexy ass. I hate her acting all stupid and shit.

Okay lemme give you an example. Stolen off Superficial.

Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley. There's only one probable way for it to end:

Paris Hilton Crushed by Diamonds in Head-On Collision

Los Angeles - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton died in a head-on collision this morning when her diamond-encrusted dashboard failed to act as any sort of safety device whatsoever.Rescue workers believe Hilton would've survived if her car were made of "normal vehicle components and not fucking diamonds like a goddamn moron-mobile."The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to "intelligently design" themselves in the anus.

AGREED.

Righttttt like she even ate the damn burger. I'd be surprised if she's EVER eaten a burger.

Slut whore bitch skank. Oh and titless. Those are prolly photoshopped.


*****

3. Losing.


Okay I hate this part about myself too. And yes, I admit. I'm fucking kiasu. But what to do. The after-effect of being a Lodgian. *sighs* I hate it when I lose. Especially like in bball games or shit. I tend to blow up and be really really bitchy. So yeah. Hey, I'm only human.


cb la I know I kiasu drop it alreadyyyyy.

Only pic I could find while googling losing.


*****

2. Amy Winehouse.


I can stand this bitch/crack whore/slut/ugly piece of shit. She's so fuck ugly that I rather throw 50bucks into the bin than to buy one of her albums. What's up wit the bee-hive? Is it like suddenly cool to have your hair in like this oval shape thing on top of your head? Wtf I know. I utterly despise this sick woman and everything she does.

Omg she's so fuck ugly my eyes are bleeding.
Funniest part? She cant even sing.


*****

1. The new facebook layout.


I have this theory that the folks over at Facebook are too eng already. Like wtf. They changed the layout twice dy. Just as I was getting used to the older new layout. [yea la you very geng la know how to use I dunno how to use] Cb so sien everything so luan.




Imma go play my Texas Hold 'Em now. Buh Byeeeeee.

edited : still very tu lan with the layout.

I ♥ you.

Facebook is Gay.

The new facebook layout is so gay. Cant stand it.


missing somebody special.

Family.

It's been awhile since I've blogged about my family. I feel kinda bad neglecting em since I'm always out with friends and all that. Sooooo, this post is dedicated to em. Nothing fancy, nothing sarcastic. Just pics of my family and I. My grandmommy's getting older as each day passes [like duh I know] and I don't know how much time she's got left.

I miss her cooking *salivates* [I should stop eating out] and all the times she joked around with me when I used to be able to wake up at 6a.m. to accompany her to the market. And yes, my grandmommy's THE BOMB. She's so funny and sporting. Like seriously, ask Joanne if ya dont believe me. Damn.

My current facebook pic. Her smile shoooo cute. <3

My immediate family. And since most of you have never met my daddy, that's him.

At Banquet for some 30th night dinner, I think.


****

Some pics taken during Chap Goh Mei @ my crib :

In the sitting room. All crazy cuzzies.

A more sober-less-crazy-but-still-nice pic. *loves*

Us eating on the external patio. And gambling too. *winks*

Adrian. Cherryn. Andy. Samantha. Stephanie. Mervin. Nicholas. ME.
[yes, I'm that self-absorbed so I put my name in caps]

*****

How can I miss family when I'm in Kuching? I'm as puzzled as you are.

To 2 Very, Very Special People.

A VERY VERY HAPPY 21st BDAY TO...

GRACE LING EN DIEN

Wishing you nothing but the best in life.

Ooops, I'm sorry but I didnt do it. =p

Hope you like the prezzie Joanne & I got you. :)


****

&


20th BDAY TO MR ALVIN YAP MOU HOCK

Sorry but I dont recall taking individual pics with you alone so this will hafta do. Lol. Thanks so much for lunch. Hahaha. Fucking full nowwwww.

Hope you enjoyed em cupcakes Suleen made. *grins*

[pics stolen of both their facebook(s)]

*****

Grace's bday - 14th March
Alvin's bday - 13th March.


CLUBBINGGGG 2nite. Dubs Dubs Dubs. I'm lovin' it.