Fucks!

My ci bai MSN cannot use. Dunno wtf. Then the stupid rain fucking caused the Internet to lag like mad. Argh. Fuck I tried like logging in close to 50 times dy. It just wouldnt Log in OR Troublefuckingshoot. I'm so pissed off I'm tempted to reinstall the whole thing. Which reminds me, I gotta send my bro's to school tomo and gotta wake up at 6. Mayb tomo night. So due to my boredom, I went to Google and typed in ZOMG and guess what I found? Scroll down to see.

What I'm about to show is effing gross. Like srsly. If you have just eaten, I suggest that you just click the lil red cross on your upper right hand corner. Unless you wanna lose weight or that you're bullimic. In that case, be my guest.








I'm warning ya. Stop before it's too late.













No, dont go any lower. Please NO.
















Sighs since you asked for it.















Are you sure you wanna see this?















Really, really sure?
















Sigh okay dont say I didnt try to help you.





I told you not to. The end.











I shall go puke my guts out now after seeing that shit.

Update.

Wont be blogging about Joanne's 21st bday bash. For those who read it, I deleted the post already. If I cant blog the way I wanna, why even bother posting? To a special somebody, thank you for making me feel better when I was down.
You are always there, my ❤. I love you.





For pics from the bash click here & here.

Velleity.

a slight wish or inclination.




I wish I was dead.

For A VERY Special Somebody.

Joanne Lim Suk Sien <3


You're 21 this year babe. Damn old wei. I wish you nothing but the best in life and more drunken-ness year after year on this date. You're by far the most understanding & patient person I've ever met.

Only you can put up with my tantrums and still be a shoulder to lean on at the end of the day. THE blurriest person I know yet also the most far-sighted and by far the most artistic. You think ahead about businesses to open in the future at a young age which most young adults wouldn't.

Nyway, you should admire me too for being able to put up with your PMS mood swings and all those times I got scolded for nothing. But yeah, this post is about you, not me. Babe, I know are gonna succeed in life coz you're a tough bitch though sometimes I make fun of you or put you down. I didn't mean it. You know I love you alot and I'm sorry for always being sarcastic towards you. MAYBE today I'll give you a day off. Just MAYBE.



HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY,
BITCH!


[will be updating about Living Room & Sheraton soon. Stay tuned!]

Poem & Tracie says..

The road ahead can be dark at times, friend
Doubts and fears like demons in your mind
and although there is hope on the horizon
thoughts can clog the brain, make you blind

I will be there, when all else falls apart
To hold your hand and easy your pains
To let your head rest upon my shoulder
and be a steady rock, to keep you sane

Count on me to be there always to give you
my loving care and support unconditionally
As I know that is what you'll give in return,
a bond in which we will rejoice eternally

I know you're not perfect and neither am I
But that is how we are meant to be
And to love each other in spite of all that
Is what true friendship is all about to me

I found this through an e mail. It's for whoever who needs it right now. :)

ps TRACIE MISSES HER PAUL.

Camwhore`

Thinking of what to wear to Living Room. -.-"












Nyway Joanne tells ALL girls [except yours truly] to :


WEAR A DRESS TOMORROW NIGHT.


&

ALL guys to :


WEAR ANYTHING SMART/FORMAL.

Conv Of The Day

Vero : hey you know my friends we ate at Jade Pot with the other day?

ME : yeah I guess.. Why?

Vero : When you left they say you very handsome [fucking hell her friends were a bunch of guys]. Then, I told em you were a girl. LMAO. You shud've seen their reactions.

ME : wtf -.-"

Vero : Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.







Miss bitching wit my VeRoNiCa. No funny comments people.

A Special Invitation.

As you all know by now, The one and only Miss Joanne Lim will be having her 21st *yikes you're old* BIRTHDAY BASH this coming Wednesday, 25th March 2009. Please scan the list below for your name. If it's not on,
PLEASE DONT FUCKING SHOW UP.

And if you do, I might hafta kick your sorry ass out myself. Coz it's a private function and I booked the whole back section of The Living Room. So yeah. [I'd kill anybody who wanna crash the party coz that's so not happening.]




So here's the list :

Grace Ling

Melchi

Chris Hii

Owen Kho

Wellington Wee

Suleen Chong

Alvin Yap

Christine Chai

Yasmina

Derek

Wee Chung

Ann

Sally

April Han

Jonathan Poh

Cathelene Chong

Joachim

Eulene Tiong

Kelly Kong

Veronica

Wendy Lo

Gilbert Yeo

Clarissa Tan

Paul Teo

Tracy Ling

Jia Mei

Stephanie Kho

Francoise Chen

Julian Ng

Cinthy Yii

Amy Goh
Ivanna Ting
Wilson


So anyway, please RSVP with either me or her by Tuesday the 24th. Those who aren't invited, may I stress again how you SHOULD NOT FUCKING SHOW UP? Yes, please dont even try showing up. Dont make me lose my apetite. To the very honoured people who are invited,
see you guys there by 9p.m. :)

A Short One.

I was bored. At least this is counted as an update.

Blasting music outta the headphones. Now kinda deaf. -.-"

Missing someone really special.

FB tag.

Don’t think about an answer…just put down the first thing that pops into your head .Tag your friends and pass it on

1. My ex is still: UgLy.

2. I am listening to: Mad by Neyo

3. Maybe I should: sleep.

4. I love: somebody special.

5. I don’t understand : why I'm in love.

6. I lost: my heart to you.

7. People say: I look like a dude.

8. Love does: not hurt but it's confusing.

10. Somewhere, someone is: might not love me as much.

11. I will always: be here waiting.

12. Forever seems: never enough.

13. I will never ever want to: be the one who breaks your heart.

14. My cellphone is: retarded.

15. When I wake up in the morning: I think of you.

16. I get annoyed when: my feelings take control.

17. Parties are: not fun without you.

18. Kisses are the best: when they're with you.

19. Today: is not such a good hair day.

20. Tomorrow : is another day.

22. I really want: to see you now.

Sorry if this is emo. Been like this lately.