Long Hair

I kinda like my hair. LoL.

Should I grow out my hair or cut it? Opinions please.

Total Randomness.

Lol. Click to enlarge and see what Tracie said. :)


I need a hair cut.

Top 10 Things I HATE.

10. Bastards

More specifically, cocky ass bastards who think that they are too good for other people. Like wtf. no matter how fucking good you think you are, there ALWAYS gonna be somebody who is better than you, hotter than you, smarter than you. So stop showing off your muscles la, being vain like you all that & cb stop thinking that every girl wants to get wit you.

Sometimes I just wanna put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

and stick this on your forehead.

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9. Backstabbing bitches.


I dunno why but I think that it's in every female's blood to have to backstab or bitch about other people, imcluding their so-called best girlfriends. I dont get it. Like for example :

Girl A to Girl B : You're my bestest friend in the whole wide world

Girl A to Girl C about Girl B : cb that Girl B think she very hot mer wear til so sexy. Her legs bigger than tu ka, boobs so small haolien what?

Girl C : yealorrrrrr. face kanasai some more.

Girl C to Girl B : eh that Girl A say your face like shit legs like tu ka boobs like lau cha bo.

Seriously, life is wayyy better off without the backstabbing. Gossipping I understand coz I gossip too. But like dont tambah vinegar tambah kicap la everything,

Useless. Really.

Oh and I hate people talking shit about me. If you have the balls/boobs whatever to talk behind me why not in front of me? Scared? Yeah, I thought so.


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8. Garlic [ewwwww.]

Anybody who is somebody to me will know that I cannot tahan this shit. Omg. So fucking smelly wei. Dunno why God even created something this horrible. The smell [ewww] the taste [ewwwwwwwwwww] really sucks la. Dont understand why people can tahan eating this shit. Raw some more. Fucks. Just thinking about it is inducing me to vomit.

White cloves filled with nothing but..... shit.

Fucks. Cant even stand looking at it. *faints*


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7. Math.

Ya'll should be wondering. If I hate math, why am I even taking QS? Yeah, I feel the same way. Figures just make me wanna go BLAH. cant stand opening math books and see all those numbers. Only Clarissa feels ma pain. Lol coz both of us are like the only people in class who NEVER hand up math homework.

[but i still got A1 for math. yes, I know I'm a genius. *applause*]

Integration & Differentiaton sucks big time.

and yet I'm gonna spend the rest of my pathetic life solving math questions. sighs.

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6. Ah Lians & Ah Bengs.

Pictures are worthed a million words.

Okay make that 2 million words.

Fucking freak of nature.

Blue hair was sooooo... wait, it NEVER was in.

Cannot stand em la. Kuching is so infested with em. Bet most of ya'll agree wit this so this needs no explaining. :) moving on....

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5. Veges.

For all of you who are close enough to be somebody, I HATE green veges. I know I know since young everyone's been like eat your greens and all that shit. But the only veges I eat are preserved. LoL. Oh those and kangkong belachan. Sides that, NOOOOOO. All the bitter shitty green chlorophyll shit aint gonna touch me.


Just looking at em makes me wanna puke. *shudders*

Why would people even eat this shit.

yucks x 1,000,000,000.


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4. Paris Hilton

Generally, I hate anybody who is richer than me. [no, not really la m just saying for the sake of saying :)] She's an example. I hated her more after she did some talk show after prison. David Letterman I think. Wtf like she reads the Bible in jail. Kiss ma sexy ass. I hate her acting all stupid and shit.

Okay lemme give you an example. Stolen off Superficial.

Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley. There's only one probable way for it to end:

Paris Hilton Crushed by Diamonds in Head-On Collision

Los Angeles - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton died in a head-on collision this morning when her diamond-encrusted dashboard failed to act as any sort of safety device whatsoever.Rescue workers believe Hilton would've survived if her car were made of "normal vehicle components and not fucking diamonds like a goddamn moron-mobile."The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to "intelligently design" themselves in the anus.

AGREED.

Righttttt like she even ate the damn burger. I'd be surprised if she's EVER eaten a burger.

Slut whore bitch skank. Oh and titless. Those are prolly photoshopped.


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3. Losing.


Okay I hate this part about myself too. And yes, I admit. I'm fucking kiasu. But what to do. The after-effect of being a Lodgian. *sighs* I hate it when I lose. Especially like in bball games or shit. I tend to blow up and be really really bitchy. So yeah. Hey, I'm only human.


cb la I know I kiasu drop it alreadyyyyy.

Only pic I could find while googling losing.


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2. Amy Winehouse.


I can stand this bitch/crack whore/slut/ugly piece of shit. She's so fuck ugly that I rather throw 50bucks into the bin than to buy one of her albums. What's up wit the bee-hive? Is it like suddenly cool to have your hair in like this oval shape thing on top of your head? Wtf I know. I utterly despise this sick woman and everything she does.

Omg she's so fuck ugly my eyes are bleeding.
Funniest part? She cant even sing.


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1. The new facebook layout.


I have this theory that the folks over at Facebook are too eng already. Like wtf. They changed the layout twice dy. Just as I was getting used to the older new layout. [yea la you very geng la know how to use I dunno how to use] Cb so sien everything so luan.




Imma go play my Texas Hold 'Em now. Buh Byeeeeee.

edited : still very tu lan with the layout.

I ♥ you.

Facebook is Gay.

The new facebook layout is so gay. Cant stand it.


missing somebody special.

Family.

It's been awhile since I've blogged about my family. I feel kinda bad neglecting em since I'm always out with friends and all that. Sooooo, this post is dedicated to em. Nothing fancy, nothing sarcastic. Just pics of my family and I. My grandmommy's getting older as each day passes [like duh I know] and I don't know how much time she's got left.

I miss her cooking *salivates* [I should stop eating out] and all the times she joked around with me when I used to be able to wake up at 6a.m. to accompany her to the market. And yes, my grandmommy's THE BOMB. She's so funny and sporting. Like seriously, ask Joanne if ya dont believe me. Damn.

My current facebook pic. Her smile shoooo cute. <3

My immediate family. And since most of you have never met my daddy, that's him.

At Banquet for some 30th night dinner, I think.


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Some pics taken during Chap Goh Mei @ my crib :

In the sitting room. All crazy cuzzies.

A more sober-less-crazy-but-still-nice pic. *loves*

Us eating on the external patio. And gambling too. *winks*

Adrian. Cherryn. Andy. Samantha. Stephanie. Mervin. Nicholas. ME.
[yes, I'm that self-absorbed so I put my name in caps]

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How can I miss family when I'm in Kuching? I'm as puzzled as you are.

To 2 Very, Very Special People.

A VERY VERY HAPPY 21st BDAY TO...

GRACE LING EN DIEN

Wishing you nothing but the best in life.

Ooops, I'm sorry but I didnt do it. =p

Hope you like the prezzie Joanne & I got you. :)


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20th BDAY TO MR ALVIN YAP MOU HOCK

Sorry but I dont recall taking individual pics with you alone so this will hafta do. Lol. Thanks so much for lunch. Hahaha. Fucking full nowwwww.

Hope you enjoyed em cupcakes Suleen made. *grins*

[pics stolen of both their facebook(s)]

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Grace's bday - 14th March
Alvin's bday - 13th March.


CLUBBINGGGG 2nite. Dubs Dubs Dubs. I'm lovin' it.

Gwen's Farewell.

to : GWENDA TAN *** ****
[chinese name is censored]

So anyway, a name that's not unfamiliar [to all you english retards out there *ahem ahem* that means the name IS familiar. Dont go round trying to correct me] to this blog, Gwenda Tan left for Singapore. This post is wayyy overdue but since I'm really bored right now I'll just blog about it.

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AT THE AIRPORT:

Me. Gwen. Patrick Star.

ROFLLMAOLOLWTF. Inside joke. Bet you dont get it. But wtf. HAHAHAHA.

Group pic. She's tagged everybody in facebook so to know who's who just go facebook la I lazy wanna list everybody down here.

Dunno wtf Aaron is doing. Wait I mean Jong.

Minus Gerald & Eldon.

Dunno when this was taken but wtf. Still a pretty nice pic of me. :)

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THE NIGHT BEFORE :

Miss Tan paid for our dinner. [muahahaha another free dinner]

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Anyway, wishing you all the best tho you wanna quit after like ONE lecture. Joanne & I might go over when we find cheap fares [coz I'm cheap dont be hatin'] and ring you up or something. SHit I'm so tempted to post the pics up. *ARGHHHHHH*


One post down. another 3 to go. Damn la kinda losing my will to blogg.

for fuck's sake...

So anyway, I just finished my last LAN subject paper [YAYYY!] and am officially on semester break. I need LOADS of sleeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp.

ps will be posting pics of my god-awful blisters. Anybody up for badminton this sunday? Call me. :) *hint hint* sorry about the picture-less post ya'll. shit I sound like Britney.

A Pile Of Shit.

You know what I HATE most? [Besides a cocky bastard who is so fucking annoying I just wanna slap the fuck outta him - wait so does everybody else] AN OVER-RATED FLICK. It really really really annoys me to get myself so hyped up to watch THAT movie that EVERYONE seems to be talking about only to find it so extremely boring that I doze off in the first half hour. Yet being the kiam siap person I am, I forced myself to sit through the shitty flick for the remaining 2 hours. Yup, this pile of shit is 2 and a half hours long.

You know what's SO EFFING BAD about this movie? THE FLASHBACKS. I hate flicks where the whole flick is based on flashbacks which honestly, doesn't help the storyline AT ALL. Granted, the graphics and special effects are kick-ass awesome but the storyline pretty much screwed up the whole movie for me. And when I thought things couldn't get any worse, a glowing BLUE man shows up who them shitheads compare to God. WOW`

Oh and here's the best part [please please please SHOOT ME] this kinda-mediocre-okay looking-body kinda hot-chick pops outta nowhere whose DAD turns outta be a dude named COMEDIAN and who's two-timing the BLUE DUDE while sleeping [skank!] with some hairy-chested-wannabe-batman dude who APPARENTLY DRIVES A FLOATING VEHICLE BACK IN THE 1900's.

I know. Must sound really sucky huh? Guess what. IT IS. Newsflash : that's why I'm writing this post. OMG. Can't they come up with a better storyline than masked men saving [yet destroying (?)] the world? Okayyy.. I get it. Superheroes are suppose to protect their identities and shit. But (obv.) COMEDIAN didnt do a good job showing up drunk and crying his ass off at some old man who is also supposedly a villian.

I seem em question marks popping out from your head. It happened to me so many times throughout the movie too. And I LOVE the slow motion scenes but this movie kinda just made me wanna NOT watch anymore slow motion action scenes EVER AGAIN. Wtf. Everything also in slow motion. *yawnssss* A major disappointed if ya ask me.

Should have just saved RM9 and bought a RM3 dvd which I could turn off at any point in time or rewind since I dozed off so many times. Anyone who watches it and approves of this shit passed off as a BLOCKBUSTER hit is apparently tasteless. Prove me wrong. I'd rather watch Heath Ledger in Batman 100 times than sit through another 150 minutes of total bullshit. I'm so disppointed. Damn all of you who hyped me up to go catch this shit. Effing waste of time. Could've done better with my time. On a Saturday nonetheless.

I bet you guys are kinda sick of reading my rants about this flick. But wait. THERE'S MORE! Another rant about another shitty flick. This time this flick stars some of the biggest names in Hollywood yet it was a TOTAL FLAT OUT FAILURE. Guess what movie I'm ranting about. If you guessed THE SPIRIT then you guessed right.


This movie stars EVA MENDES *faints* SCARLETT JOHANSSON *double faints* & SAMUEL L. JACKSON (well, Snakes On A Plane or some shit like that kinda sucked too in all fairness).

Those who ACTUALLY ENJOYED this pile of cow shit passed off as a Movie can kiss my ass or visit your local optimetrist to check your eyesight just to make sure that you were watching the same shit as me. Either one. I'm done ranting [for now] gonna need a Xanax to calm me down after being so pissed about the shitty flicks that are SO OVER RATED I CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW PISSED OFF I AM. *hyperventilates*

This is how much torture watching a shitty flick can inflict. END OF RANT(S).

Wtf.

Do you remember February 1993 in England , when a young boy of 3 was taken from a Liverpool shopping centre by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second, Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson. They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying constantly for his mummy. Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes, pushed batteries up his anus and cut his fingers off with scissors. Other mutilations were inflicted but not reported in the press.

N.B. :- Remember, a 3year old cannot possibly
defend themselves against a 10 year old, let alone of 2 them.

What these two boys did was so horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden to identify his body. They then left his beaten small body on railway tracks so a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created. These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did was wrong, hence trying to make it look like an accident.

This week Lady Justice Butler-Sloss has awarded the two boys ( now men ), anonymity for the rest of their lives when they leave custody with new identities. They will also leave custody early only serving just over half of their sentence. They are being relocated to Australia to live out the rest of their lives. They disgustingly and violently took Jamie's life away and in return they each get a new life!

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Found this in an e mail a friend of mine sent me. Wtf. I hope the 2 men can just rot in hell. Now I'm having 2nd thoughts about studying in Australia. My car's engineS are fried. I'm bloody pissed. Can anybody offer me a car to drive around?