Facebook is Gay.

The new facebook layout is so gay. Cant stand it.


missing somebody special.

Family.

It's been awhile since I've blogged about my family. I feel kinda bad neglecting em since I'm always out with friends and all that. Sooooo, this post is dedicated to em. Nothing fancy, nothing sarcastic. Just pics of my family and I. My grandmommy's getting older as each day passes [like duh I know] and I don't know how much time she's got left.

I miss her cooking *salivates* [I should stop eating out] and all the times she joked around with me when I used to be able to wake up at 6a.m. to accompany her to the market. And yes, my grandmommy's THE BOMB. She's so funny and sporting. Like seriously, ask Joanne if ya dont believe me. Damn.

My current facebook pic. Her smile shoooo cute. <3

My immediate family. And since most of you have never met my daddy, that's him.

At Banquet for some 30th night dinner, I think.


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Some pics taken during Chap Goh Mei @ my crib :

In the sitting room. All crazy cuzzies.

A more sober-less-crazy-but-still-nice pic. *loves*

Us eating on the external patio. And gambling too. *winks*

Adrian. Cherryn. Andy. Samantha. Stephanie. Mervin. Nicholas. ME.
[yes, I'm that self-absorbed so I put my name in caps]

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How can I miss family when I'm in Kuching? I'm as puzzled as you are.

To 2 Very, Very Special People.

A VERY VERY HAPPY 21st BDAY TO...

GRACE LING EN DIEN

Wishing you nothing but the best in life.

Ooops, I'm sorry but I didnt do it. =p

Hope you like the prezzie Joanne & I got you. :)


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&


20th BDAY TO MR ALVIN YAP MOU HOCK

Sorry but I dont recall taking individual pics with you alone so this will hafta do. Lol. Thanks so much for lunch. Hahaha. Fucking full nowwwww.

Hope you enjoyed em cupcakes Suleen made. *grins*

[pics stolen of both their facebook(s)]

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Grace's bday - 14th March
Alvin's bday - 13th March.


CLUBBINGGGG 2nite. Dubs Dubs Dubs. I'm lovin' it.

Gwen's Farewell.

to : GWENDA TAN *** ****
[chinese name is censored]

So anyway, a name that's not unfamiliar [to all you english retards out there *ahem ahem* that means the name IS familiar. Dont go round trying to correct me] to this blog, Gwenda Tan left for Singapore. This post is wayyy overdue but since I'm really bored right now I'll just blog about it.

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AT THE AIRPORT:

Me. Gwen. Patrick Star.

ROFLLMAOLOLWTF. Inside joke. Bet you dont get it. But wtf. HAHAHAHA.

Group pic. She's tagged everybody in facebook so to know who's who just go facebook la I lazy wanna list everybody down here.

Dunno wtf Aaron is doing. Wait I mean Jong.

Minus Gerald & Eldon.

Dunno when this was taken but wtf. Still a pretty nice pic of me. :)

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THE NIGHT BEFORE :

Miss Tan paid for our dinner. [muahahaha another free dinner]

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Anyway, wishing you all the best tho you wanna quit after like ONE lecture. Joanne & I might go over when we find cheap fares [coz I'm cheap dont be hatin'] and ring you up or something. SHit I'm so tempted to post the pics up. *ARGHHHHHH*


One post down. another 3 to go. Damn la kinda losing my will to blogg.

for fuck's sake...

So anyway, I just finished my last LAN subject paper [YAYYY!] and am officially on semester break. I need LOADS of sleeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp.

ps will be posting pics of my god-awful blisters. Anybody up for badminton this sunday? Call me. :) *hint hint* sorry about the picture-less post ya'll. shit I sound like Britney.

A Pile Of Shit.

You know what I HATE most? [Besides a cocky bastard who is so fucking annoying I just wanna slap the fuck outta him - wait so does everybody else] AN OVER-RATED FLICK. It really really really annoys me to get myself so hyped up to watch THAT movie that EVERYONE seems to be talking about only to find it so extremely boring that I doze off in the first half hour. Yet being the kiam siap person I am, I forced myself to sit through the shitty flick for the remaining 2 hours. Yup, this pile of shit is 2 and a half hours long.

You know what's SO EFFING BAD about this movie? THE FLASHBACKS. I hate flicks where the whole flick is based on flashbacks which honestly, doesn't help the storyline AT ALL. Granted, the graphics and special effects are kick-ass awesome but the storyline pretty much screwed up the whole movie for me. And when I thought things couldn't get any worse, a glowing BLUE man shows up who them shitheads compare to God. WOW`

Oh and here's the best part [please please please SHOOT ME] this kinda-mediocre-okay looking-body kinda hot-chick pops outta nowhere whose DAD turns outta be a dude named COMEDIAN and who's two-timing the BLUE DUDE while sleeping [skank!] with some hairy-chested-wannabe-batman dude who APPARENTLY DRIVES A FLOATING VEHICLE BACK IN THE 1900's.

I know. Must sound really sucky huh? Guess what. IT IS. Newsflash : that's why I'm writing this post. OMG. Can't they come up with a better storyline than masked men saving [yet destroying (?)] the world? Okayyy.. I get it. Superheroes are suppose to protect their identities and shit. But (obv.) COMEDIAN didnt do a good job showing up drunk and crying his ass off at some old man who is also supposedly a villian.

I seem em question marks popping out from your head. It happened to me so many times throughout the movie too. And I LOVE the slow motion scenes but this movie kinda just made me wanna NOT watch anymore slow motion action scenes EVER AGAIN. Wtf. Everything also in slow motion. *yawnssss* A major disappointed if ya ask me.

Should have just saved RM9 and bought a RM3 dvd which I could turn off at any point in time or rewind since I dozed off so many times. Anyone who watches it and approves of this shit passed off as a BLOCKBUSTER hit is apparently tasteless. Prove me wrong. I'd rather watch Heath Ledger in Batman 100 times than sit through another 150 minutes of total bullshit. I'm so disppointed. Damn all of you who hyped me up to go catch this shit. Effing waste of time. Could've done better with my time. On a Saturday nonetheless.

I bet you guys are kinda sick of reading my rants about this flick. But wait. THERE'S MORE! Another rant about another shitty flick. This time this flick stars some of the biggest names in Hollywood yet it was a TOTAL FLAT OUT FAILURE. Guess what movie I'm ranting about. If you guessed THE SPIRIT then you guessed right.


This movie stars EVA MENDES *faints* SCARLETT JOHANSSON *double faints* & SAMUEL L. JACKSON (well, Snakes On A Plane or some shit like that kinda sucked too in all fairness).

Those who ACTUALLY ENJOYED this pile of cow shit passed off as a Movie can kiss my ass or visit your local optimetrist to check your eyesight just to make sure that you were watching the same shit as me. Either one. I'm done ranting [for now] gonna need a Xanax to calm me down after being so pissed about the shitty flicks that are SO OVER RATED I CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW PISSED OFF I AM. *hyperventilates*

This is how much torture watching a shitty flick can inflict. END OF RANT(S).

Wtf.

Do you remember February 1993 in England , when a young boy of 3 was taken from a Liverpool shopping centre by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second, Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson. They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying constantly for his mummy. Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes, pushed batteries up his anus and cut his fingers off with scissors. Other mutilations were inflicted but not reported in the press.

N.B. :- Remember, a 3year old cannot possibly
defend themselves against a 10 year old, let alone of 2 them.

What these two boys did was so horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden to identify his body. They then left his beaten small body on railway tracks so a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created. These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did was wrong, hence trying to make it look like an accident.

This week Lady Justice Butler-Sloss has awarded the two boys ( now men ), anonymity for the rest of their lives when they leave custody with new identities. They will also leave custody early only serving just over half of their sentence. They are being relocated to Australia to live out the rest of their lives. They disgustingly and violently took Jamie's life away and in return they each get a new life!

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Found this in an e mail a friend of mine sent me. Wtf. I hope the 2 men can just rot in hell. Now I'm having 2nd thoughts about studying in Australia. My car's engineS are fried. I'm bloody pissed. Can anybody offer me a car to drive around?

Belated Updates....(!)

As stated in my previous post, I visited Kay Elle last week. The trip was exhausting with tooooo much drinking & shopping. So yeah. Here goes the pics. Enjoy!

Lunch @ Tony Romas [Mid Valley]. The ribs are TO DIE FOR. It's like it crispy on the outside coz it's grilled yet it's so soft and tender on the inside. Yummyyyy~

Fish Spa @ Kenko [Mid Valley] The spa's somewhere near F.O.S in Mid Valley. Costs about RM38 for 30 minutes. place there damn nice and the service aint too shabby as well.

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You know the gr8 thing abt being ferried around Kay Elle by someone local? They know all the cheap stuff. My dad's driver recommended this bus station to go to since I mentioned that I wanna go to Genting. Take a guess. How much does :

1. Bus trip to Genting Skyway.

2. Skyway [cabel car] to the First World Hotel.

3. All rides(!) pass to indoor + outdoor theme park.

4. Skyway back down to the bottom.

5. Bus back down to KL.

cost?

We took the package which only amounts to.... -drum rolls-

RM42.

Awesome right?? I know I know. [takes a bow]. So next time if anyone of ya'll wanna head up to Genting, just take a bus from the Jalan Imbi station and you'll get the 5 in 1 for only RM42. Oh, and the buses are fully air conditioned. :)

Me, Joanne, April @ Imbi Bus Station. April & Me in the cabel car/gondola.

Ah Jo, April, Me & Joanne @ Genting petting area.
The wabbit I wanted to chase after but failed to. Her fur damnnnn soft lo.
View from Skyway on the way up.
View from Skyway on the way down.

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The funniest part about the trip is that Kay Elle people charge you for EVERY FUCKING THING. Even pictures. You cant even take pics without buying one pic from em first. Once they've earned your RM15 then they allow you to take your own pics. So in order to take pics, I bought a pic from them. But SOMEBODY really really SMART lost the pic. Her name starts with the letter J and ends with the letter E. Oh and the middle goes something like OANN. Go figure.

Moving on.. THE RIDES!

Super Toboggan. Fun while it lasted but ride was too short.

On some ride. Kinda forgot the name. -.-"

Some 4D simulation shit that made me fuck dizzy.

Indoor bumper car. Wayyy faster than the 10km/h go-kart.

Some shitty wannabe monster.

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When we reached LCCT, we took a bus down to Sentral where we took a cab to Bangsar Village. Had lunch there and walked around with ALL our luggage til my dad's driver picked us up around 8.30 p.m. Here's the proof:

Nando's.

Our luggages. Guess which one's mine? If you guesses the biggest luggage, you guessed right. LOL. Mine was 14.7kg alone. Dammit. So hard to pull it everywhere I go.

I was posing okayyyy? I'm not THAT tam jiak.

Joanne & April @ Bangsar.

When we reached my condo, the drinking started. So did the rounds of truth or dare. We drank so much. The whole 1litre Absolut Vanilia was finished in 2 rounds of drinking by 4 of us.

The Outcome. Need I say more? Yup, that'd be me in the middle.

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My potato cuzzie's farewell @ Vogue :

Me & Chin Chong. Check out the hair colour difference.

Me, Joanne, Sharon, Chin Chong. I'm missing you heapsssss!

Joanne & Sharon.

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Im'ma go now. More updates soon to come. Just handed in 2 assignments and finished my Malaysian Studies paper. Fuckin exhausted and very very sleep deprived. Gwen's leaving tomorrow. Her farewell post is yet to come.

Random.

It's hard thinking that THAT special somebody would always mean something to you when you mean nothing to them. Like somebody once said, don't make somebody a priority when all they make you is an option. There's no point in that is there?

Owell. Aint nothing much I can do about that is there? I'm sorry for everything I've done you wrong by. Every fucking thing. Nothing's gonna turn back time. I'm just NOT gonna waste my time on somebody that isn't even worthed it.

Sorry for the rant(s) to all my readers - if any - I'm just gonna look forward to my trip to Kay Elle this coming 18th. Wootz~

Confused.

I thought I had somewhat a place in your heart. Maybe I thought wrong. But life goes on. I miss you.